Congress hasn’t passed a budget since 2009. I think if Congress can’t pass an annual budget, the House and the Senate should be forced to gather for a Joint Session and then that Joint Session should be governed like a medieval Papal Conclave. Nobody comes in, nobody leaves. If they can’t make a decision, we start limiting their food. If they still can’t make a decision after that, they get a small ration of bread and water. If the budget battle continues, we start limiting the water. Then we remove the roof and expose them to the elements. If the budget still isn’t passed, maybe we find a hungry bear, take its baby cub away to make it angry and immediately lock the hungry, angry bear in the Joint Session of Congress. Still no budget? Justin Bieber’s music is blasted into the chamber 24/7.
And then after they pass the budget, we burn the goddamn place down anyway.
|James:||Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??|
|Sirius:||Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.|
|James:||Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro|